I'm Fat Because Your Dad Makes Me a Sandwich Shirt & Hoodie

Bold, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get a reaction. This funny shirt reads: “I’m Fat Because Every Time I F#ck Your Dad He Makes Me a Sandwich.” Clean cream-and-orange typography gives it a sharp, easy-to-read look on black.

• Choose a black unisex T-shirt or pullover hoodie
• Sizes S–5XL
• Professionally printed by 618DTF
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Made to order

Fit tip: Order your normal size for a relaxed fit or size up for an oversized look.

A hilarious gift for birthdays, parties, friends, and fans of savage adult humor.