{"product_id":"petty-post-anonymous-prank-gift-shirt","title":"The Fuck You Factory — Custom Prank Gift Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou supply the beef. We print the shirt.\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose a ready-made saying or send your own artwork, text, or screenshots. Black T-shirt, sizes S–4XL, with front-only or front-and-back printing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/petty-post#build\"\u003eBuild your shirt here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e to choose your design, upload multiple files, and enter your gift instructions before adding to cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom $24.99; front-and-back printing adds $5. Sizes 2XL–4XL add $3. Shipping calculated at checkout. One shirt minimum.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOptional sender-name privacy: your name is omitted from the gift note and packing slip. 618DTF remains identified as the shipper and retains order records. Enter the recipient’s shipping address at checkout and your own billing\/contact details.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order after artwork review. We contact the purchaser if clarification is needed. No threats, private information, or repeated unwanted deliveries.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct image is a design mockup; packaging may vary. Custom choices and uploads must be added using the builder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c!-- 618DTF-SIZE-GUIDE v1 --\u003e\u003csection\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate standard adult sizing reference. Garment blanks and actual measurements may vary; this chart does not identify the garment brand. Compare with a garment you own before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll measurements are in inches. Measure chest width flat across the garment about 1 inch below the armholes; the garment chest circumference is twice that width. Measure body length from the high point of the shoulder to the back hem. 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