Real Cow Poop

Real Cow Poop

A real cow-poop novelty gift from the Fuck You Factory.

Includes one small gift package of real cow poop. Portion size, appearance and packaging vary; no exact net weight is advertised. This is real waste, not a plastic prop. No heat or actual steam is included.

$49.99 plus shipping and tax. Standard processing is 7 business days before shipping. Any special handling or additional shipping charge requires your approval before dispatch.

Shipping eligibility depends on the contents, packaging, destination and carrier acceptance. We contact you if your order cannot be shipped as requested; unfulfilled items are canceled and refunded. Same-day and overnight service are not promised for these items.

Adult novelty gift only. Keep the package sealed and away from children, pets, food and drinks. Not for ingestion, skin contact or spreading in someone’s space. No threats or repeated unwanted deliveries. Contact 618dtf@gmail.com for help with an order or unwanted delivery.